Subject: Darn Moths
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Oct 17 2001 - 07:45:30 EDT
"Darn Moths"
The lovers passionately embraced on her bed,
their bodies fused together as they gyrated to
their own tattoo. The woman cocked her ear,
"Quick! My husband's coming through the front
door! Hide in the bathroom!" she cried.
The lover ran into the bathroom as she hid his
clothes under the bed and as she turned back,
her husband came through the bedroom door.
"What are you doing lying on the bed naked?"
he asked.
"Darling, I heard you coming up the drive and
got ready to receive you." she replied with a
knowing smile.
"Great," he said, "I'll just nip into the bathroom
and I'll be with you in two shakes."
Before she could stop him, he was into the
bathroom where he found a man clapping
his hands together in mid-air.
"Who the devil are you!" the husband demanded.
"I'm from the exterminator company. Your wife
called me in to get rid of these pesky moths,"
the lover replied.
"But..but you've got no clothes on?" stammered
the husband.
The lover looked down, jumped backwards
in an apparent surprise and said, "The little
bastards!"
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