Subject: Taliban Q & A
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Oct 17 2001 - 07:43:44 EDT
"Afghanistan's Fall TV Lineup"
MONDAYS:
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian BinBin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"
TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Osama Says It's
Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying
The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Afghanistan's Wackiest Public Execution
Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"
WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "U. S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "When Northern Alliance Attack"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"
THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black,
Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"
FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Judge Laden"
8:30 - "Funniest Super-8 Home Movies"
9:00 - "Achmed's Creek"
10:00 - "No-witness News"
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"Taliban Q & A"
Q:Why does Osama always carry a rock in
his pocket?
A: It's his photo ID
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see
Rubble.
Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom
boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
Q: What does Osama bin laden and General
Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those
Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What's the difference between the Taliban
and a bucket of mud?
A: The bucket
Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in
common?
A: Nothing, yet.
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