Subject: Bin Dere
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Oct 19 2001 - 08:48:05 EDT
"Warning"
Kabul, Afghanistan---October 19, 2001--
A shocking development took place today as
the ruling members of the Taliban held a press
conference threatening the United States if its
territory is invaded. Immigration Czar Mohammed
Ali Momaluke stated that the Afghan authorities
"would not hesitate for a moment" to cut off the
US supply of convenience store managers.
**********************
"Dear Al"
From: The White House
To: Albert Gore, Jr.
Dear Al:
We found some more votes. You won!
When do you want to take over?
Sincerely,
George W. Bush
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"Bin Dere"
Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4
terrorists has been operating in Detroit,
Michigan. Police advised earlier today that
3 of the 4 have been detained. The Detroit
Metro Police Commissioner stated that the
terrorists Bin Sleepin, Bin Drinkin and Bin
Fightin have been arrested on immigration
issues.
The Detroit public is advised to stay calm as
absolutely NO ONE fitting the description of
the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, is anywhere
near the area. Police are confident that anyone
who looks like Workin will be very easy to spot
in the community.
The police have just surrounded a department
store in the center of Detroit. They've heard
Bed Linen is on the second floor!
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