Subject: Two-story House
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Oct 11 2001 - 16:08:52 EDT
"Two-story House"
A man appears before a judge one day, asking
for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some
papers and then says,
"Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."
"Because," the man says, "I live in a two-story
house."
The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that?
What is the big deal about a two-story house?"
The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is.......
'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's
that time of the month.'"
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"And What Do You Want?"
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing
55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife
looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been
married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed
to 60 mph.
She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it,
because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
and he's a better lover than you."
Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as
his anger increases.
She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds
up, and now is doing 70 mph.
She says, "I want the kids, too." The husband just keeps
driving faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph.
She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all
the credit cards, too." The husband slowly starts to veer
toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there
anything you want?"
The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."
She asks, "What's that?"
The husband smiles and replies just before they hit the
wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag!"
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