Subject: Animal Trainer
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Oct 11 2001 - 16:09:18 EDT
"Animal Trainer" (A LadyHawke's Favorite)
Last time the circus came to town, an ad for
an animal trainer was placed in the local paper.
Only two applicants showed up: a male and a
female.
The owner said he could only afford one animal
trainer, so he would choose the one with the best
act.
At first glance it appeared that the female was
much better prepared, since she came to the
interview in a very long flowing cape, with a whip
& chair. She looked more like a model than a trainer.
The man's only distinguishing feature was a soggy
cigar stuffed between his cracked and leathery lips.
The owner asked who would like to go first, and the
man said, "Ladies before Gentlemen."
So the lady asked for her special music to be played,
and once the music started she entered the cage
with a flurry of whip snapping. She motioned the
attendant to release the tiger.
The tiger leaped into the cage snarling. The young
lady threw aside her whip, tossed back her cape
and sat on the chair as naked as the day she was
born.
The tiger then circled her, sniffing the air,... then
suddenly leaped toward her, put its face between
her legs and started licking. She threw back her
head moaning, holding the tiger by the ears with
her thighs. She rode on the tiger's face all around
the cage.
Then the owner looked at the man and said, "That's
quite an act... Think you can do better than that?"
The man spit out his cigar, licked his lips and said,
"No problem, just get that bloody tiger out of the cage!"
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