Subject: Mighty Mouse?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Oct 10 2001 - 17:44:14 EDT
"Mighty Mouse?"
One night a man heard howls coming from his
basement and went down to discover a female
cat being raped by a mouse. Fascinated by what
he saw, the man gained the mouse's confidence
with some cheese and then took him next door.
The mouse repeated his amazing (? - LadyHawke)
performance by raping a German Shepherd.
The man, very excited by this, was dying to show
someone his discovery. He rushed home and
woke up his wife but before he could explain, she
saw the mouse, screamed, and covered her head
with the blanket.
"Don't be afraid, darling," said the man. "Wait until
I tell you about this."
"Get out of here!" cried his wife. "And take that
sex maniac with you!"
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