Subject: Dead What?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Oct 04 2001 - 11:06:00 EDT
"Dead What?"
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home.
One day he went into the nurses' office and informed
Nurse Jones that his penis died.
Nurse Jones, realizing the Mr. Smith was old and
forgetful decided to play along with him. "It did? I'm
sorry to hear that," she replied.
Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the
halls at the nursing home with his penis hanging
outside his pants. Nurse Jones saw him and
said, "Mr. Smith, I thought you told me your penis
died."
"It did," he replied; "Today is the viewing."
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