Subject: Happy Dog?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Oct 05 2001 - 06:35:15 EDT
"Happy Dog?"
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously
knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and
was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said.
"I'll be ready in a few minutes," she said. "Why don't
you play with my dog Rollo while you're waiting? He
does wonderful tricks. He rolls over, shakes hands
and sits up, and if you make a hoop with your arms,
he'll jump through."
The dog followed Paul onto the balcony and started
rolling over. Paul made a hoop with his arms and Rollo
jumped through--and over the rail of the balcony.
Just then Paul's date walked out.
"Isn't Rollo the cutest, happiest dog you've ever seen?"
she asks. Paul panicked. "Err... To tell the truth," he
said, "he seemed a little depressed to me."
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"Pink Suit Sale"
When the store manager returned from lunch, he
noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before
he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he
had some very good news for him.
"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that
terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!"
"Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-
breasted thing?" the manager asked.
"That's the one!"
That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never
get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest
suit we've ever had! But tell me. Why is your hand
bandaged?"
"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit,
his guide dog bit me."
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