Subject: Of Men & Sheep...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Oct 03 2001 - 06:38:52 EDT
"Of Men & Sheep..."
An Eastern newspaper correspondent had just
arrived in an old Western town when he noticed
a curious lack of women. Walking into the local
saloon he asked a local, "What do you fellas do
around here for entertainment?"
"Ya mean women?" asked the local yokel. "We
ain't got none. 'Round here folks screw sheep."
"That's disgusting," cried the correspondent, "I've
never heard of such moral degradation." The local
just shrugged his shoulders.
However, after a few months, the correspondent's
rocks were beginning to ache, and the sheep were
looking more and more attractive. So he finally went
out and found himself a comely sheep, brought her
back to his room, shampooed her and then tied ribbons
in her hair. After a bottle of champagne, he lured the
sheep into his bedchamber and released his pent-up
frustrations.
Afterward, he escorted his four-legged lover to the
saloon for a drink. As the correspondent and his
woolly mate entered, a hush fell over the patrons,
and the anxious couple became the object of many
stares.
"You goddamn bunch of hypocrites!" the reporter
yelled. "You've been screwing sheep for years, but
when I do it up right, you look at me like I'm some
sort of crazy pervert!"
One cowboy in the back of the crowd spoke up,
"Yeah, but that's the sheriff's gal!"
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