Subject: Note to Mechanic
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Oct 03 2001 - 06:38:00 EDT
"Note to Mechanic"
An auto mechanic received a repair order that
read: "Check for clanking sound when going
around corners."
Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a
right turn, and a moment later he heard a 'clunk.'
He then made a left turn and again heard a 'clunk.'
Back at the shop he opened the car's trunk, and
soon discovered the problem.
Promptly, he returned the repair order to the service
manager with the notation, "Removed bowling ball
from trunk."
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"Car Crash"
Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven
to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you
are in your casket and friends and family are
mourning upon you, what would you like to hear
them say about you?"
The first man says, "I would like to hear them say
that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great
family man."
The second man says, " I would like to hear that
I was a wonderful husband and school teacher
which made a huge difference in our children
of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, " I would like to hear them say.....
LOOK!! HE'S MOVING!!!"
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