Subject: Ours?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Oct 02 2001 - 06:35:17 EDT
"Ours?"
Doctor Goldstein and his wife are having dinner at
an upscale restaurant when an attractive young blonde
walks by, smiles at the Doctor and says, "Hi Sammy."
The wife, somewhat irritated, asks, "And who is that?"
Dr. says, "Oh, that's my Mistress."
Wife asks, "You have a Mistress? How long has
this been going on?"
Dr.: "About five years."
Wife: "Five years? I'll see a lawyer tomorrow and
start a divorce. You'll be ruined."
Dr.: "Now think about it, if we divorce we each get
half of what we have. You won't have that big house,
you won't get a new Cadillac every year and you
won't be playing golf and bridge all day with your
so called friends."
Just then a cute redhead walks by and says,
"Hi Sammy."
Wife: "And who is that one?"
Dr.: "That's Bill Grant's Mistress."
Wife: "Doctor Grant has a Mistress, too?"
Dr.: "About twelve years now."
Wife: "Ours is a lot prettier."
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