Subject: Defamation?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Nov 29 2001 - 07:23:24 EST
"Defamation?"
A man was sued by a woman for defamation
of character. She charged that he had called
her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.
After the trial he asked the judge, "This means
that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?" The
judge said that was true.
"Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs.
Johnson?" the man asked. The judge replied
that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson
with no fear of legal action.
The man then proceeded to look directly at
Mrs. Johnson and said, "Good afternoon,
Mrs. Johnson."
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"Pig!"
Jack was driving home after a hard days work,
and he was not in a good mood. Nothing at the
office had gone right, and so when he was about
to make the turn off and a car came wildly
careening around the corner in his lane, he was
furious! To make matters worse, the lady driving
the car stuck her head out the window and yelled,
"PIG! PIG!"
Jack couldn't contain himself any longer. He rolled
down his window, stuck his head out, and shouted,
"YOU OLD BATTLE AXE!"
Still fuming, he drove around the corner . . .
and run into a pig, standing in the middle of the road.
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