Subject: How To Speak About Men
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Nov 29 2001 - 07:25:58 EST
"HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN and be
POLITICALLY CORRECT"
He does not have a BEER GUT
- He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE
FACILITY
He is not a BAD DANCER
- He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN
He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME
- He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS
He is not BALDING
- He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION
He is not a CRADLE ROBBER
- He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL
RELATIONSHIPS
He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK
He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL
He does not act like a TOTAL ASS
- He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL
INVERSION
He is not a SEX MACHINE
- He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED
He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG
- He has SWINE EMPATHY
He is not afraid of COMMITMENT
- He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES
- He has an INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC
MOMENTS
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