Subject: AWOL
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Nov 28 2001 - 14:11:06 EST
"AWOL"
As the sun rose over Parris Island, the senior
drill instructor realized that one of his recruits
had gone AWOL, so a search party was
dispatched immediately.
After a few hours, the recruit was discovered
hiding in some bushes nearby. He was sent
back to the base and promptly escorted to the
drill instructor's office.
The instructor asked the young recruit, "Why
did you go AWOL?"
The recruit replied, "On my first day here, you
issued me a comb and then proceeded to cut
my hair off. On the second day, you issued me
a toothbrush and then sent me to the dentist,
who proceeded to pull out my teeth. Finally,
on the third day, you issued me a jock strap...
and I wasn't about to wait around to find out
what would follow that, Sir."
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