Subject: Stolen Turkey
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Nov 22 2001 - 21:26:24 EST
"Stolen Turkey"
Little Johnny went into the confession booth with a
turkey in his arms. Johnny said, "Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my
family. Would you take it and assuage my guilt?"
"Certainly not," said the priest.
"As penance, you must return it to the one from
whom you stole it."
"I tried," Little Johnny sobbed, "but he refused.
Oh, Father, what should I do?"
"If what you say is true, then it is all right
for you to keep it for your family."
Little Johnny's tears stopped, a smile returned to
his face, and he rushed home to his family.
When confession was over, the priest returned
to his residence. When he walked into the kitchen,
he found his Thanksgiving turkey was missing!
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"Your Family May Be Dysfunctional If"
~ Your vacations are planned through AA instead
of AAA.
~ Your mother and your preteen sister always
fighting over the last beer.
~ In the middle of family reunion, FBI cuts power
to ranch.
~ Bikers next door always complaining about the
noise.
~ There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is
already full.
~ Family discussions usually begin with "Put the
gun down."
~ Instead of saying Grace at dinner, dad reads
a passage from Penthouse Forum.
~ Thanksgiving dinner consists of Wild Turkey
instead of roast turkey.
~ New bill to ban assault weapons specifically
mentions your family.
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