Subject: Lose Weight Tidbits
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Nov 23 2001 - 20:25:30 EST
"Lose Weight Tidbits"
Babe Ruth and Reggie Jackson aren't the only
ones who have had a candy bar named after
them. MOUNDS was named after Dolly Parton.
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America is in an identity crisis: We are trying
to find out who we are, where we're coming
from, where we're going, what we're made of,
and how to lose 10 to 20 pounds of it.
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I finally did something about my weight: I stopped
getting on the scale.
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You know it's time to diet when you nod one
chin and two others second the motion.
~~~~~
A woman dining at a French restaurant asked
her friend, "What are the snails like here?"
Without missing a beat, the friend replied,
"They're disguised as waiters."
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Looking at his portly patient, the doctor hands
him a prescription and says, "Mr. Jones, you
should make sure that you try to take these
pills on an empty stomach...if such an
opportunity ever presents itself!"
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The three major food groups are canned,
frozen and takeout.
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I'm in perfect health and I eat from the four
basic food groups: salt, sugar, alcohol and
grease.
~~~~~
Obesity has now been linked to religion and
to the number of hours you watch TV. And
all this time I thought it had something to do
with food.
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