Subject: Tattoo
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Nov 22 2001 - 21:25:12 EST
"Tattoo"
A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells
the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a
turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini
line. She also wants him to put "Happy
Thanksgiving" under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking
really good. The woman then instructs him
to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas"
up on her left thigh.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking
good, too. As the woman is getting dressed
to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't
mind, could you tell me why you had me put
such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
She says, "I'm sick and tired of my husband
complaining all the time that there's nothing
good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
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