Subject: Female Crew
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Nov 07 2001 - 17:08:42 EST
"Female Crew"
As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the
flight attendant gave the passengers the usual
information regarding seat belts etc. Finally,
she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while
your captain, Judith Campbell and crew take you
safely to your destination."
Joe sitting in the 8th row thought to himself, "Did
hear her right; is the captain a woman? I think I
better have scotch and soda. When the attendants
came by with drink cart, he said, "Did I understand
you right? Is the captain a woman?"
"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew
is female."
"My Lord," said Andy, "I'd better have two scotch and
sodas. I don't know what to think of all those women
up there in the cockpit."
"That's another thing," said the attendant, "We no
longer call it the cockpit."
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