Subject: Hungry Cats
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Nov 07 2001 - 17:10:33 EST
"My Old Pussycat"
My (almost 22!) year old cat is just not herself
anymore. She has become so forgetful that
today, while I was petting her, she made no
sound at all. I think she has developed a purr
senility disorder.
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"Hungry Cats"
Two robins were lying on their backs, basking
in the sun. A mama cat and her kitten were
walking by. The kitten complained, "Mama, I'm
soooo hungry, what can we eat?" To which the
mama cat, spying the two birds, replied, "How
about some ... Baskin Robbins?"
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"Einstein's Cat Analogy"
Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio.
You see wire telegraph is a kind of a very very
long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his
head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you
understand this? And radio operates exactly
the same way: you send signals here, they
receive them there. The only difference is
that there is no cat.
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"Looking for Love"
One day there was a woman who lost her cat
named 'Love'.
It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York.
So, thinking that he might be down the street, she
put on her house-coat and went looking for him.
When a police officer stopped to ask what she was
doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for Love."
The policeman arrested her on the spot.
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