Subject: Elephant's Tail
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Nov 06 2001 - 10:49:34 EST
"Elephant's Tail"
A couple took their young son for his first visit to the
circus, and by chance their seats were next to the
elephant pen. When his father left to buy popcorn,
the boy piped up, "Mom, what's that long thing on
the elephant?"
"That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she replied.
"No, not that."
"Oh, that's the elephant's tail."
"No, Mom. Down underneath."
His mother blushed and said, "Oh, that's nothing."
Pretty soon the father returned, and the mother went
off to get a soda. As soon as she had left the boy
repeated his question.
"That's the elephant's trunk, son."
"Dad, I know what an elephant's trunk is. The thing
at the other end."
"Oh, that's the elephant's tail."
"No. Down there."
The father took a good look and explained, "That's
the elephant's penis."
"Dad, how come when I asked Mom, she said it was
nothing?"
The man took a deep breath and replied, "Son, I've
*spoiled* that woman."
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