Subject: Business Name Combinations
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Nov 06 2001 - 10:46:57 EST
"Business Name Combinations"
There has long been a rumor that W. R. Grace Co.
was going to buy the Fuller Brush Co. and Mary Kay
Cosmetics and then merge with the Hale Business
Systems. This would result in the new mega-
corporate entity known as ... "Hale Mary Fuller Grace."
Don't forget the failed merger between Yahoo and
Netscape. ...Net'n'yahoo. It didn't work out because
they were afraid they would have to relocate the
headquarters ... To Tel Aviv.
There is a merger in the works involving Polygram
Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler. It will be
called ... Poly-Warner-Cracker.
3M & Goodyear = mmmGood
John Deere & Abitibi-Price = Deere Abi
Zippo Manufacturing & Audi & Dofasco & Dakota
Mining = Zip Audi Do Da
Folger Coffee & Detroit Edison & Rolex =
Folderal
Honeywell & Imasco & Home Oil =
Honey, I'm Home
Denison Mines & Alliance & Metal Mining =
Mine, All Mine
3M & JC Penny & Canadian Opera Company =
3 Penny Opera
Grey Pupon + Dockers Pants =
Grey Pupon Pants
Knott's Berry Farm + National Organization of
Women = Knott NOW
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