Subject: How Big Is It?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue May 29 2001 - 03:00:08 EDT
"How Big Is It?"
A woman's husband was watching a football game,
and she was bored. So she went outside and decided
to pick up the trash in the yard. After a while, the
husband came outside and was watching her work
when he said, "You know, your butt is as big as that
BBQ grill."
She didn't say anything, she just kept working. The
husband went over to the BBQ grill with a measuring
tape, took a measure and then sneaked up on his wife
with the tape. "Yep," he announced, "It's just as big at
the BBQ grill!"
That night, he crawled into bed and she turned her
back to him. The husband became playful and said,
"How about some?" The wife refused. He asked her
why she didn't want to do it with him She replied,
"Well, why should I fire up this big old BBQ grill for
just one little weenie like that?!?"
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