Subject: Passed Out
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon May 28 2001 - 06:34:03 EDT
"Passed Out"
A guy is walking through a fairground one day, when
he notices a stunning redhead sprawled on the ground
unconscious. Kneeling next to the beauty, he lightly
slaps her face. No response. Then he rubs her wrists.
Nothing. He even tries mouth to mouth. The gorgeous
woman does not respond.
Finally, the guy takes another tack. He unbuttons the
girl's blouse, and slides it off her body. Then, unhooking
her bra, he begins to massage and fondle her firm,
substantial breasts.
The girl begins to moan and gasp in pleasure, her
nipples stiffening, and finally her eyes flutter open.
"Oh thank you," she sighs.
Looking down at the guy's hands, still massaging her
breasts, she goes on. "Tell me, how did you think of
such a novel way to revive me?"
"Oh, it wasn't my idea," he says. "That guy over there
kept shouting, "Rubber balloons ..... Rubber balloons!!"
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