Subject: BBQ Anyone?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon May 28 2001 - 06:31:36 EDT
"Say Again?"
A guy was taking his first parachute jump
and his main chute failed to open. He
remembered his training and jettisoned it
and pulled his reserve chute. This one became
twisted, and our hero was left hurtling downwards.
Suddenly, he saw a guy coming up towards him
so he shouted, "Do you know anything about
parachuting?"
The guy shouted back, "Not a thing. Do you know
anything about lighting gas BBQs?"
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"BBQ Anyone?"
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic
community. Being good Catholics they welcomed
him into their community. But, also because they
were good Catholics, they did not eat red meat on
Fridays. So, when their neighbor began barbecuing
some juicy steak on Friday nights, they began to
squirm.
They were so annoyed that they went to talk to
him about it. After much talk they convinced him
to become Catholic. The next Sunday he went to
the priest and the priest sprinkled holy water on
him and said:
You were born Protestant.
You were raised Protestant.
But now you are Catholic.
And so, the next Friday, as the neighbors sat down
to eat their fish, they were disturbed by the smell of
roast beef coming from the neighboring house. They
went over to talk to the new Catholic because he
knew he was not supposed to eat beef on Fridays.
When they saw him, he was sprinkling ketchup on
the beef saying:
You were born a cow.
You were raised a cow.
But now you are fish.
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