Subject: ..on Oral Sex
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue May 22 2001 - 10:12:47 EDT
"G-d on Oral Sex" (A LadyHawke's Favorite)
After having been commissioned by G-d to take a survey
of how man was doing on Earth, St. Peter now stood
before his boss ready to present his findings. "Tell me,
St. Peter, what have you found out?" G-d asked.
"I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people are
behaving in a sinful manner. There's drugs, alcohol,
murders, you name it - a regular Sodom and Gomorrah.
But the worst is this new obsession with oral sex.
According to my survey, 88% of the population are doing
it. Even four out of five dentists recommend it. I'm afraid
it has reached epidemic proportions."
"Hmmm," G-d said thoughtfully, "Do you have any
recommendations as to what should be done to put an
end to this sexual perversion?"
"I think we should send a message to everyone on Earth
who engages in oral sex. The contents of that message
should tell them exactly what will happen to them on
Judgment Day if they do not stop this type of activity."
replied St. Peter.
"That is an effective solution," G-d stated, "but I think that
instead of punishing those who practice oral sex, we
should reward those who refrain from it. Let's send a
letter that's personally signed by me to each one of these
good people."
And so they did.
Do you know what the letter said?
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No?
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Hmmm... You didn't get the letter either, huh??
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