Subject: Mrs. Johnson the Pig
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon May 21 2001 - 10:53:37 EDT
Mrs. Johnson the Pig
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A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She
charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found
guilty and fined.
After the trial he asked the judge, "Does this mean that I
cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?"
The judge said that was true.
"Does this also mean I cannot call a pig, 'Mrs. Johnson'?"
the man asked.
The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig 'Mrs.
Johnson' with no fear of legal action.
The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, "Good
afternoon, Mrs. Johnson."
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