Subject: The Truth
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon May 21 2001 - 03:12:21 EDT
"The Truth"
At school a boy was told by a classmate that most
adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that
this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying,
"I know the whole truth."
The boy decides to go home and try it out. He goes
home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says,
"I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands
him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home
from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth."
The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please
don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next
day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The
boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."
The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms, and says,
"Then come give your father a big hug."
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