Subject: Retired General
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue May 15 2001 - 22:01:53 EDT
"Retired General"
A retired four-star general ran into his former
orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and
spent the rest of the evening persuading him
to come work for him as his valet.
"Your duties will be exactly the same as they were
in the army," the general said. "Nothing to it-you'll
catch on again fast."
Next morning promptly at eight o'clock, the ex-orderly
entered the ex-general's bedroom, pulled open the
drapes, gave the general a gentle shake, strode
around the other side of the bed, spanked his
employer's wife on her bottom and said, "OK,
sweetheart, it's back to the village for you."
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