Subject: Bathing Like A Man
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon May 14 2001 - 21:56:47 EDT
"Bathing Like A Man"
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed
and leave them in a pile on the floor.
Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your
girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck
in your gut to see if you have pecs. (no)
Turn on the water.
Check for pecs again. (still no)
Get in the shower.
Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (You don't use
one).
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Wash your privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt.
Shampoo your hair. (Do not use conditioner)
Make a shampoo Mohawk.
Draw a smilie face on fogged up shower door.
Open the door and look at yourself in the mirror.
Pee in the shower.
Rinse off and get out of the shower.
Return to the bedroom wearing a towel. If you
pass your girlfriend/wife, flash her.
Phardon.
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