Subject: It's All About Timing...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon May 14 2001 - 21:55:41 EDT
"It's All About Timing..."
While away at a convention, an executive happened
to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent.
When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room,
he found out she had a superb body as well.
Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable
to perform.
On his first night home, the executive walked from
the shower into the bedroom to find his wife covered
in a rumpled bathrobe, her hair curled, her face
creamed, munching candy loudly while she pored
through a movie magazine. And then, without
warning, he felt the onset of a magnificent raging
erection.
Looking down at his Mr. Happy, the executive
snarled, "Why you ungrateful, mixed-up son of a
bitch. Now I know why they call you a prick!"
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