Subject: Value of a Good Pair of Underwear
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue May 15 2001 - 22:03:20 EDT
"Correction"
On March 12, 1998, during the noon news,
this news service reported;
"NASA has announced that an asteroid will
come within 3000 miles of the Earth and that
there was a potential for total destruction of our
Planet. This asteroid is due to arrive at 2028
military time or 8:28PM local time. Therefore,
may strongly encourage everyone to immediately
follow these instructions:
1. Do not panic.
2. Everyone should mercifully kill your own children;
sparing them the agony of a horrible death, as the
Earth disintegrates.
3. Since watching the Earth disintegrate will cause
panic, claw out your own eyes, so you won't see
"The End."
We have since been informed that this news story
had a small error and should have said;
"The asteroid is due to arrive in THE YEAR 2028."
We know that there are many viewers who followed
our advice to prepare for the end, and we sincerely
apologize for any inconvenience that we may have
caused.
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"Value of a Good Pair of Underwear"
Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working
under your vehicle especially in public. From the Sydney,
Australia Morning Herald News comes this story of a
central west couple who drove their car to K-Mart only
to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man
told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed
the car there in the lot.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near
the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs
protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was
in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into
glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment,
she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his
shorts and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and
found herself staring at her husband, who was standing
idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches
in his head.
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