Subject: Blonde Bride
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu May 10 2001 - 11:20:34 EDT
"Blonde Bride"
On their wedding night, Bruce displays his dick
to his new blonde virgin bride and tells her it's
the only one in the world. She, of course, believes
him. He's gone for a conference for a couple of
weeks and returns, only to be questioned by his
new wife.
"Bruce," she says, "I thought you said you had
the only one in the world. But Harry at the drug
store has one, too."
"Well, er," Bruce flusters, "Harry and I were in the
war together, I had two, so I gave him one of mine."
"Oh. Well, why did you give him the bigger one?"
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