Subject: He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu May 10 2001 - 11:26:07 EDT
"Reasons"
On television, my 88 year old stepfather and I saw
an attractive woman wearing an evening gown with
leg openings going all the way up to her waist.
"Why do they wear gowns like that?" he asked.
"Maybe that style makes their legs look longer,"
I speculated.
"No," he said," I think it makes the men look longer."
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"Conversation"
Wife: "You're sure you'll still love me when I'm old
and ugly?"
Husband: "Who says I don't?"
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"He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not..."
Susan and Jane are old friends. They have both been
married to their husbands for a long time, Jane is
upset because she thinks her husband doesn't find
her attractive anymore.
"As I get older he doesn't bother to look at me!" Jane
cries.
"I'm so sorry for you, as I get older my husband says
I get more beautiful every day." replies Susan.
"Yes, but your husband is an antique dealer!"
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