Subject: Dinner Party
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed May 09 2001 - 08:18:23 EDT
"Weight Loss"
Two Yuppettes were shopping. When they started
to discuss their home lives, one said, "Seems like
all Alfred and I do anymore is fight. I've been so
upset, I've lost 20 pounds."
"Why don't you just leave him then?" asked her
friend.
"Oh! Not yet." the first replied, "I'd like to lose at
least another fifteen pounds first."
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"Dinner Party"
A couple trying to break into society hosted a dinner
party. As the guests were enjoying their dinner salad,
the maid called the hostess from the table. The maid
informed her that the cat had climbed on the kitchen
table and eaten a large portion of the salmon's mid-
section.
The hostess decided to fill the eaten portion with some
canned salmon and other camouflage. As the guests
were enjoying the fish, the maid called the hostess into
the kitchen and announced while wringing her hands,
"Madam, the cat is dead."
The hostess and her husband informed the guests
and suggested it might be best if everyone went to
the hospital and had their stomachs pumped.
Returning home, the couple asked the maid where
she had put the cat. "It is still out on the road where
the car ran over it."
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