Subject: Communication Failure?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jun 11 2001 - 02:53:27 EDT
"Communication Failure?"
A young man on a blind date takes a girl to an
amusement park. They go for a ride on the
Ferris wheel, but the girl seems kind of bored.
"What would you like to do next?" the young
man asks.
"I wanna get weighed," she answers. So the
young man takes her over to the guy who
guesses weight. "One-twelve," says the man,
and the scale confirms it. Next, they ride the
roller coaster. After that the young man buys
the girl some popcorn and cotton candy and
asks what else she would like to do.
"I wanna get weighed," she answers. I really
struck out tonight, thinks the young man, and,
claiming he has a headache, he takes the girl
home.
The girl's mother is surprised to see her home
so early and asks, "What's wrong, dear? How
was your date?"
......"Wousy," says the girl.
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