Subject: Dinner Guest
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jun 11 2001 - 02:52:02 EDT
"Dinner Guest"
A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work
and everyone was encouraged to bring their children.
All during the sit-down dinner one co-worker's three-
year-old girl stared at the man sitting across from her.
The girl could hardly eat her food from staring.
The man checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted
his hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring
at him. He tried his best to just ignore her but finally
it was too much for him.
He asked her, "Why are you staring at me?"
Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior, and
the table went quiet for her response. The little girl
said, "I just want to see how you drink like a fish!"
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"Jonah & The Whale?"
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for
a whale to swallow a human because, even though
they were very large mammals, their throat was very
small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a
whale.
The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow
a human; it was impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
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