Subject: Beauty Parlor
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jun 12 2001 - 02:27:39 EDT
"Beauty Parlor"
My wife seems to be losing her sense of
humor for no apparent reason.
Why just the other day, she got mad when
she announced that she was going to the
beauty parlor.
I asked, "Are you going in for an estimate or
are you going to get the work done?"
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"Birthday Present"
My Dad bought my Mom a piano for her birthday.
A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing
with it.
"Oh," said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch
to a clarinet."
"How come?" I asked.
"Well," he answered, "because with a clarinet,
she can't sing."
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