Subject: Boy's Name
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jul 19 2001 - 08:38:00 EDT
"Boy's Name"
On their first day at infants school, the teacher
asked all the children to stand up and introduce
themselves to the rest of the class by telling
everyone their first names.
She finally asked a boisterous young boy, who
was sat with his feet on a table, to tell everyone
his name.
"I'll give you a clue," he said. "First, it's in a
woman's hand, then it's in her mouth, and then
it's between her legs!"
The shocked and startled teacher stared at the
young boy in disbelief and said:
"Er.. Thank you, Dick, you can sit down now!"
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