Subject: Words You Won't Find In the Dictionary...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jul 21 2001 - 09:50:36 EDT
"Words You Won't Find In the Dictionary...
But Should"
1) Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance
performed just after you've accidentally walked
through a spider web.
2) Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a
mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 am
in the morning and cannot be cast out.
3) Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid
people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.
The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign
of breaking down in the near future.
4) Caterpallor (n.) The color you turn after finding
half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
5) Decaflon (n.) The grueling event of getting
through the day consuming only things that are
good for you.
6) Dopelar effect (n.) The tendency of stupid ideas
to seem smarter when you come at them rapidly.
7) Extraterrestaurant (n.) An eating place where
you feel you've been abducted and experimented
upon. Also known as an E-T-ry.
8) Faunacated (adj.) How wildlife ends up when
its environment is destroyed. Hence faunacatering
(v.), which has made a meal of many species.
9) Grantartica (n.) The cold, isolated place where
art companies dwell without funding.
10) Hemaglobe (n.) The bloody state of the world.
11) Intaxication (n.) Euphoria at getting a tax refund,
which lasts until you realize it was your money to
start with.
12) Kinstirpation (n.) A painful inability to move
relatives who come to visit.
13) Lullabuoy (n.) An idea that keeps floating into
your head and prevents you from drifting off to sleep.
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