Subject: Furniture Disease
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jul 19 2001 - 08:37:35 EDT
"Furniture Disease"
Matt went into Doc Steven's office for his annual
checkup, and the Doc asked if there was anything
unusual he should know about.
That left it pretty wide open, so he told the Doc
that he found it real strange how his suit must've
shrunk just sittin' in his closet, because it didn't fit
when he went to get ready for a wedding recently.
The Doc said, "Suits don't shrink just sittin' there.
You probably just put on a few pounds, Matt."
"That's just it, Doc, I know I haven't gained a single
pound since the last time I wore it."
"Well, then," said Doc, "You must have a case of
Furniture Disease."
"What in the world is Furniture Disease?" Matt
asked.
"Furniture Disease, Matt, is when you reach that
stage in life when your chest starts slidin' down
into your drawers."
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"Arthritis With Complications?"
The middle-aged man was shuffling along, bent over
at the waist, as his wife helped him into the doctor's
waiting room.
A woman in the office viewed the scene in sympathy.
"Arthritis with complications?" she asked.
The wife shook her head, "Noooo....Do-it-yourself,"
she explained, "with concrete blocks."
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