Subject: Where Did The Love Go?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Jul 18 2001 - 09:58:21 EDT
"Where Did The Love Go?"
A man and a woman are driving down the highway
when another car passes them. The woman notices
that the occupants of the other car are young and
obviously in love. The girl is sitting very close to her
boyfriend as they cruise on down the highway.
This causes the woman to think back when she and
her husband were young and in love, and wondering
where the show of affection had disappeared to
over the years.
Finally she says to her husband, "Remember when
we used to be like that young couple? Where did
the love go, honey?"
Her question was met with a few moments of silence.
Then he quietly replied, "I haven't moved."
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"Witness for the Prosecution"
A little old man was escorted into the witness
box. After being sworn in, the lawyer asked
him to explain what happened.
After a lengthy discussion of the events leading
up to the incident, he finally got around to the
meat of the case, saying " ... and then she hit
me with a maple leaf."
"Surely that couldn't have caused you any
serious injury?" said the lawyer.
"Are you kidding?" exclaimed the old man. "It was
the leaf from the center of our dining room table!"
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