Subject: Medical Breakthrough
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jul 15 2001 - 02:30:04 EDT
"Problem Child"
The mother of a problem child was advised by a
psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried
about your son. I am going to give you a prescription
for some tranquillizers that I want you to start
taking regularly."
On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have
the tranquilizers calmed you down any?"
"Oh, yes" the mother answered. "They do wonders
for me."
"And how is your son now?" he asked.
"Who cares?" she replied.
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"Medical Breakthrough"
First there was Psychotherapy,
Then there was PsychoPharmacology
Now there is ATTITUDE SURGERY!
If you have tried the traditional mental health
route...and are still having attitude problems....
consider having an OPTORECTOMY procedure.
The purpose of this operation is to sever the cord
that connects your rectum to your eyes and,
hopefully, alleviates your poopy outlook on life.
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