Subject: Wedding Bell Blues
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jul 13 2001 - 17:18:41 EDT
"Wedding Bell Blues"
A wedding occurred, just outside Cavan in Ireland.
To keep tradition going, everyone got upset and the
bride's and groom's families have a storming row and
begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking
the crap out of each other. The Police get called in to
break up the fight. The following week, all members of
both families appear in court. The fight continues in the
court room until the Judge finally brings calm with the
use of his gavel, shouting "Silence in Court."
The court room goes silent and Shawn (the best man)
stands up and says, "Judge.. I was the best man at the
wedding and I think I should explain what happened." The
Judge agrees and asks Shawn to take the stand. Shawn
begins his explanation by telling the court that it is
traditional in a Cavan wedding that the Best Man gets
the first dance with the Bride.
The judge says "OK."
"Well", said Shawn, "After I had finished the first dance,
the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the
second song, and after that the music kept going, and
I was dancing to the third song.. when all of a sudden
the groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and
gave the Bride an unmerciful kick in her crotch!"
The Judge instantly responded... "Godness.. that
must of hurt!"
Shawn replies, "HURT!.. He broke three of me darn
fingers!!"
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