Subject: Morning Sickness
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jul 13 2001 - 17:17:43 EDT
"Morning Sickness"
The neighbor dropped in on her friend and found
her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at
a half-empty cup of coffee; her three kids
squabbling loudly in the other room.
"What's wrong Marge?" she asked.
Marge told her that she had "morning sickness."
Surprised the neighbor said, "I didn't even know
you were pregnant."
"I'm not." the harried young woman replied. "I'm
just damn sick of mornings."
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"Tech Talk"
The SouthWest Airline pilot was on maternity leave.
Since she was two weeks past her due date, her
supervisor called to see if everything was
OK.
"Everything's fine Jack." the woman replied. "But if
this lil' bird ain't down soon, the doc's gonna have
to bring it in on instruments."
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"Avid Fan"
Some women are more avid football fans than
most men. A friend of mine in Minnesota recently
gave birth to her first born. I asked when the
happy event took place.
She wrote back, "Right in the middle of the third
quarter during the play-off game with Atlanta!"
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