Subject: Courtroom Chaos
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jul 12 2001 - 16:35:48 EDT
"Courtroom Chaos"
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried
for the final time and was found guilty. Just
before he was taken away, the man looked
the judge in the eye and said, "Would it be
okay if I called you a son of a bitch?"
The judge's face went red and he roared,
"It most certainly would not! I'd add another
two years onto your sentence!"
The defendant nodded and then asked, "Would it
be okay if I THOUGHT you were a son of a bitch?"
The judge was becoming very annoyed but replied,
"Yes, I suppose that would be okay. I obviously
have no control over your thoughts."
The defendant smiled and said, "Well, in that case,
judge, I *think* you are a son of a bitch!"
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