Subject: Doors
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jan 27 2001 - 09:45:02 EST
"5 Doors"
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when
they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that
reads: "For Women Only." Since they are
without their boyfriends and husbands,
they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains
to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go
up floor by floor, and once you find what you
are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy
to decide since each floor has a sign telling
you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor
the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are
short and plain." The friends laugh and without
hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men
here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't
good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads:
"All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing
there are still two floors left, they continued
on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the
men here are tall and handsome." The women
get all excited and are going in when they
realize that there is still one floor left.
Wondering what they are missing, they head
on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are
no men here. This floor was built only to
prove that there is no way to please a woman."
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