Subject: Mail Delivery
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jan 28 2001 - 08:50:39 EST
"Mail Delivery"
A U.S. Postal Service mail carrier was making
his rounds. He had a special-delivery package
that had to be delivered in person, so he went
up to the door. A woman answered, signed
for the package, and took it.
The mail carrier spotted a snail on the ground
near him. He stomped on the snail, yelling,
"Die, you little sucker, die! and ground the
snail with his heel.
The woman asked, "Why did you just kill
that snail?"
The mail carrier replied, "That little bastard
has been following me around all day!"
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"Wrong House"
I had just moved into a new apartment and
was having problems with the mailman, who
was delivering the previous tenant's mail to
my address. Hoping to resolve the situation,
I enlarged my name on the mailbox, but he
still kept giving me the wrong letters.
Finally, I left a note saying that he was
delivering the mail incorrectly. The next day
I went to the box to find this addition to my
message: "Sir, I am delivering the mail correctly.
You're just living at the wrong address."
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