Subject: In A Public Library
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jan 26 2001 - 06:44:45 EST
"Ways To Annoy The Person Next
To You In A Public Library"
1. Instead of a laptop, bring your entire computer.
2. While working at a laptop, suddenly stand up,
and announce to everyone "I have mail!!"
3. Start staring at the person, and when you
have their attention, announce, "I measure
socks by thickness!"
4. Turn to the person next to you, and ask
them to pronounce their name backwards.
When they ask you why, tell them that you
are looking for hidden messages.
5. State proudly that you have been to the
"other" side. Give no explanation.
6. Collapse on the floor. Then get up like
nothing happened. When the person next
to asked what is wrong, look at him/her with
an inquiring look on your face, and say,
"What do you mean?"
7. Say, "It always starts so weird, and they
do it so weird." When they ask, "What?" say,
"Oh, sorry. I'm back now."
8. Start telling a VERY strange story, then
halfway through say, "Never mind."
9. Turn to them and while pointing your fingers
at them as if you were electrocuting them, say,
"BUZZ!!! BUZZ!!"
10. Start arguing with yourself. When they ask
you who you are talking to, say, "You're just
jealous 'cause the voices are talking to ME!!!"
11. Say, "Who's Freddie?" Then act like you
didn't say anything.
12. Say, "Argh! My central nervous system
in shot! Quick! Give me blue china!!!"
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