Subject: Just Among Us Girls.....
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jan 26 2001 - 06:42:46 EST
"Just Among Us Girls....."
Four older ladies are sitting around playing
bridge.
The first lady says, "You know girls, I have known
you all a long time and there is something I must
get off my chest. I am a Kleptomaniac. But,
don't worry, I have never stolen from you and I
never will; we have been friends for too long."
The second lady says, "Well, since we are having
true confessions here, I must get something off
my chest too. I am a Nymphomaniac. But don't
worry, I have not hit on your husbands. They don't
interest me and never will; we have been friends
for too long."
"Well," says the third lady, "I, too, must confess
something. I am a Lesbian. But do not worry, I
will not hit on you. You are not my type. We have
been friends too long for me to ruin our friendship."
The fourth lady stands up, says, "I have a
confession to make also. I am an uncontrollable
gossip, and I have some phone calls to make!"
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