Subject: Justifications
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jan 16 2001 - 20:31:16 EST
"Justifications"
A recently married minister went to his
congregation, informed them of his wife's
pregnancy and asked for a raise that would
allow him a reasonable salary. After deliberation,
it was agreed that the increase in family size
warranted the raise.
After six births in six years the congregants
called a meeting to complain that the cost was
becoming burdensome. Things got contentious.
Finally, the minister stood at the altar and said,
a little angrily,
"Having children is an act of G-d!"
"Snow and rain are acts of G-d, too," a man
at the back of the room said, "but most of us
wear rubbers."
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